All confessions from Funny

[156] Why flushing when...
 -  It was my freshman year in the dorms and I get bored easy. One day I was pooping and an idea came to me, why flush all that down when I could put i...

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[144] Wash your cup before drinking
 -  I went to visit a friend in college. Males could not leave the room unless with a female who lived in the dorm. At three in the morning I had to pe...

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[33] Wall Socket
 - [mature content] My vibrator needs a wall socket. Im a 23 yr old female, that masturbates on average, about 8 times a day.

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[21] My neighbours car
 -  One night i was on the way back home after a night out and being a bit drunk i thought it would be a good idea to be sick on my neighbours car lmao...

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[18] Here Boy
 -  My wife is away on a business trip. I keep a very small stash of pop just for occasions like this. Earlier this evening, after I got home for work...

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[16] So Now, I Pee For Him
 -   My wife and I discovered a large amount of Marijuana in our son's room. We confronted him about it and grounded him. I honestly don't see what...

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[15] Get Off The Computer
 -   was on iChat with a coworker. We were working out the last details for a presentation we have tomorrow. The whole 'web-cam, iChat' thing is a new ...

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